I have been active in politics for about 16 years and can put my hand on my heart and state that I have never stolen an opponent's placard. With this in mind, the scumbag who stole my placard this afternoon is cursed with a plague of midges in his underpants (I have already replaced it and the neighbours are watching).
Talking of stolen placards, it will be very interesting to see if the suspected culprit who stole Plaid placards in a particular valley constituency is collared. After all, theft is theft however high up the political chain you are and it is currently very trendy, to prosecute politicians of a certain ilk.
Oh Wayne, that is such an unblievable excuse. Haven't you got sometheing better to do with your time, like your job for instance?
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